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 At the moment I am ADDICTED to this website called thestoryadventure!
You can submit ideas for a story and they might make them reality in this story!

Ollie Clovermoon was really not happy.


Christmas usually means that you get to take time off and relax, but NO. Not
today. Today he was teleporting all over the place, trying to decorate
the Sanctuary, simply because Fletcher Renn was a jerk.


It had all started that morning...




Ollie was walking into the Sanctuary, slightly upset. He didn't want anybody
to know that he was a teleporter, simply because he wanted to have a more or
less normal life. That wasn't going to happen now, though. Wreath had caught him
teleporting, and now was telling him to abandon necromancy.


"You'd be a celebrity," he had said. "The world needs more teleporters."


Ollie frowned. "I want to be a necromancer, Solomon. Let me be a
necromancer."


"Look, you're not exactly the most natural necromancer."


"What?!"


"I'm just saying that teleportation is probably more for you, you
know..."


"Solomon. Let. Me. Teleport."


Wreath had promised that he wouldn't push the matter. But of course, to
Wreath, calling the Sanctuary to tell them that he'd found another teleporter
was not pushing the matter. No, not at all.


When Ghastly had called Ollie, he had very calmly explained that no, he
didn't want to be famous, and yes, he'd rather be a Necromancer. Ghastly had
been happy about that, but Mist didn't really care and thought Ollie should be
summoned to the Sanctuary so they could change his mind.


So that's why he was walking into the Sanctuary.


And not teleporting.


Anyway, when he got there, he saw Fletcher Renn storming towards him, looking
angry as hell.


"I," he started, jamming a finger into Ollie's chest, "I am going to be the
only Teleporter around her, do you understand?"


"Um, I don't want to be a teleporter. And what's with your hair?"


"My hair is fine! And you're lying just to get me to shut up, is that
it?"


"I do want you to shut up, but I'm not lying!"


"Oh you want me to shut up huh?"


"Yes I do. MOVE."


Fletcher's face turned purple. "You don't tell me what to do!"


"Look, I-"


"I bet that I'm a better teleporter than you!"


Ollie's temper flared. "Oh, you think?"


"I know it!"


Ravel looked at them both, grinning. He turned to Mist, who was by his side,
and said, "You know how we were supposed to put up the Christmas
decorations?"


"Yeah?"


"Well I have an idea of how to get out of it."


Mist's eyes sparkled beneath her veil. "Wonderful."


"I have an idea," Ravel said in a louder voice so that Ollie and Fletcher
could hear him. "I want to see which one of you can decorate the most rooms here
in a time limit. The winner gets to call himself the best teleporter."


Ollie sighed. "I don't have time for this, and I don't care if he thinks he's
better than me."


Fletcher turned to him. "You're a chicken."


"I'm not."


"You think you'll lose, so you don't want to try."


"Look-"


Fletcher circled him, making chicken noises. Ollie tried to walk away, but
Fletcher kept following him.


"All right!" Ollie snapped at him. "Fine! I'll do it! Now shut up!"


Fletcher grinned and Ollie balled his hands into fists.


"Decorations are in the back room," Ravel grinned evily. "Each room needs to
have a banner and a fully decorated Christmas tree. You can go in three, two...
nah, just go now."


Fletcher disappeared and Ollie looked at Ravel. "Where's the back room?"


"Oh, sorry. It's over there."


Ollie sighed and ran.




Ollie had only decorated one room when he realised something was wrong.


The first something being that he could hear voices.


The second something being that Fletcher would call "I'VE FINISHED ANOTHER
ROOM!" every five minutes.


The third something being that when he teleported outside to get a drink of
water, he realised that Fletcher was lounging on the sofa doing nothing.


"What are you doing?!" he yelled. "And how could you have gotten so many
rooms done?"


Then Skulduggery, Valkyrie, China, and a black-lipped Tanith emerged from one
of the rooms, arms full of Christmas decorations.


Ollie stared at Fletcher. "You're cheating?"


"Obviously."


Ollie looked at the guilty (well, except for China) helpers. "Seriously?"


Tanith smiled. "Of course."


Ollie groaned. And then he had an idea.


"Well, then, I'm going to get my OWN group of people!" He teleported off, and
five minutes later he came back with Wreath, Clarabelle, Dexter Vex, Shudder
(who Ollie had somehow dragged out of his hotel) and Scapegrace.


"It's on!" Valkyrie cried, and ran back into the room she was currently
decorating.


Scapegrace, Clarabelle, and Vex let out battle cries and ran towards their
room, everyone else following warily behind.


Ravel and Mist looked on, grinning.


"Fletcher is so going to win," Ravel laughed.


"Well, I don't know," Mist sighed. "Ollie is really good at decorating. I've
seen his room."


"Oh, so you think Ollie's going to win, don't you?"


"Well, I don't know."


"Fletcher wil win!"


"No way!"


"Well, if you're so skeptical, I'm going to go help him!" Ravel grabbed some
decorations and ran after Fletcher's group.


"Oh yeah? You think you can decorate better than me?" Mist yelled
after him, then ran towards Ollie's group with a handful of tinsel.


Just then, Silas Nadir appeared, along with Serpine, Mevolent, and Baron
Vengeous.


"I have come to pay you all back for what you did to me!" he cried, and then
noticed that he was being ignored.


"What's going on?" he asked Tipstaff, who told him about the competition.


"Well of course Fletcher will win," he snorted. "He cheated first."


Baron V raised an eyebrow. "Yes, but I'm sure that penalties will be given
out to his group because of that fact. Who's keeping score?"


"Mist and Ravel were, but now I am."


"Marvelous," Silas grinned. "I'm going to be on Fletcher's team."


"This is a waste of time," Mevolent groaned.


"Well, you want me to take you back to where you came from so you can't take
over this dimension as well?"


"No, but..."


"So you'd better help me win!" Silas yelled, grabbing Mevolent and dragging
him towards Fletcher's group.


"I'm not going to follow orders from that creep!" Serpine snorted. "Let's go
kick their pretty asses in Ollie's group!"


Baron V sighed. "All right, I agree with you. Let's go."




Half an hour later, they had all run out of rooms in the Sanctuary.


"Who won?" everyone asked Tipstaff, who turned white.


"Um... I lost count."


"YOU LOST COUNT?!" everyone screamed.


"Well, I mean, I took off a three-room penalty for Fletcher because he
cheated first. And then I counted up to 69, but everyone started laughing at the
number and I lost count after that."


"WELL THEN!" Fletcher cried. "WE CAN DECORATE RANDOM HOUSES!"


"OKAY FINE!" Ollie shouted. "LET'S GO, PEOPLE!"


Everyone immediately rushed out the door, glitter covering their faces and
hands. (I want you to imagine Mevolent with glitter everywhere. Just try
it.)




Finally, there was just one house left on the street.


Everyone had decorated twenty houses. This was the tiebreaker.


"This is my house!" Ravel yelled.


"It's not your house, it's somebody else's house," Mist noted.


"GIVE ME THE STUPID HOUSE!" yelled Serpine. "Or I'll kill your wives and
children!"


"Not going to work on me, Nefarian the fairy," Skulduggery said.


Serpine pointed at him and he screamed. China crashed into Serpine, trying to
throw him off balance, and then the Baron grabbed her and smashed her into the
house's window, which shattered. Silas shunted off and came back with Tesseract,
who started attacking Vex. Shudder let his gist out, and Clarabelle started
singing her ABCs, and then the entire street was in chaos as everyone started
attacking each other.


Fletcher and Ollie stepped out of the hullaballoo. "This is ridiculous,"
Ollie noted.


"True."


"Wanna break them up?"


"Can't be bothered. Don't want to ruin my hair."


"Meh. Same. Besides the hair."


They walked off, leaving everyone to go kill each other.


And that was how World War 3 started.

I'm in "Wordsmith. Check it out on youngwriters.co.uk! If you don't get it. This is the poem that I won with!

Feelings
 
Luck is as green as grass , it smells like warm melting chocolate ,
streching its arms around the chosen few
 
Happiness is a rich velvet , it smells like toffe and marshmellows , melted
in a cup by the fire , its infectious , passing around as fast as the wind
 
Anger is as red as blood , it feels like crumpled snake skin , slithering
around the world with a heart of shattered glass
 
Comfort is as white as clean sheets , smelling like the richest roses int
he summer medows , it's as rare as diamonds , and we cherish it
 
Sadness is berry blue , tasting like waterery soup , it flows like heart
broken tears , and jumps upon you like a pouncing cat
 
Confusion is blue and red , spreading fast , as we feel it one by one ,
it's sticky taste , its rotten stench , and its silky texure., calling out like
stray cats.
 
Temptation is a smooth brown like chocolate , as hard as nails ,  calling
you in to its swirling pool , smelling of sweet syrup
 
Jealousy is orange , like the flames of dispare , only few experience it ,
its spicy taste , its firy burning as it takes you under
 
Hatred is black smoke , a thunderous cloud raining salty tears on the evil
and never touching the good
 
Smiles are golden , contagious and as warm as melting butter , they are
brave and lighten up any situation , for they have hearts of
silver.

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Pen Pals
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Remus House
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